It pains me to walk around this town that I love, watching my friends
and neighbors falling off ladders and shooting themselves in the feet
with nailguns. I've seen too many of my fellow Zionsvillians succumb to
the perils of the "honey-do list" (smashed thumbs, chronic lower back
pain, a general soreness of the limbs) to remain silent any longer. As
a Zionsville resident myself, I must speak out against the dangers of
"do-it-yourself". No longer must you climb that rickety ladder next to
the power line, no more the indignity of borrowing your neighbors
power drill while you still have his socket set. It's time for me to stand
up for my neighbors. It's time to say, "Lemme do that!"
and neighbors falling off ladders and shooting themselves in the feet
with nailguns. I've seen too many of my fellow Zionsvillians succumb to
the perils of the "honey-do list" (smashed thumbs, chronic lower back
pain, a general soreness of the limbs) to remain silent any longer. As
a Zionsville resident myself, I must speak out against the dangers of
"do-it-yourself". No longer must you climb that rickety ladder next to
the power line, no more the indignity of borrowing your neighbors
power drill while you still have his socket set. It's time for me to stand
up for my neighbors. It's time to say, "Lemme do that!"
I am a handyman with a mission: to keep Zionsville hammered!
Click on Hammer Me! at any time to start your own Hammer-Do list.
Faster than your husband will get around to it...
More powerful than your wife's guilt-trip...
It's Randy Hammerhands!
More powerful than your wife's guilt-trip...
It's Randy Hammerhands!